The Vault / Feature Film
Jennie and the Data Queen Battle Dr. Agentic and the AI Slop Bots
Drowned in a deluge of green automated sludge! Only the Job-o-Matic can cleanse the hiring pool!
Deep in an underground lair in Val-d'Or, the nefarious Doctor Agentic constructs an army of automated AI bots. His goal: assimilate and overwhelm all Canadian job recruitment with a mountain of toxic, green, AI-generated slop. Armed with a four-foot wrench, Jennie defends the workforce alongside The Data Queen, who uses superior analytics to destroy the inferior cloning machine. Meanwhile, AIDA and local lumberjacks rescue the stranded applicants.
Top Cast
La Production Technique
- Réalisateur
- Jean-Luc 'Vitesse' Villeneuve
- Directeur de la Photographie
- Gaston 'Le Flou' Tremblay
- Bruitage
- Marcel 'Bruit' Levesque
- Chef Électricien
- Thérèse 'Étincelle' Gauthier
- Accessoiriste
- Pierre 'Bibelot' Castonguier
Incidents & Hazards
Rudy plays "AI Agent 68." Assigned to march in perfect sync with the bot army, Rudy loses his footing on a grease slick and falls directly into the primary slop vat. The churning blades completely shred his rubber robot suit, launching him into the ceiling grid where he hangs upside down by his pompadour for four hours.
During the final battle scene, a frantic Canadian Attack Beaver mistakes Rudy's mechanical agent leg for a cedar log, gnawing through his armored shin guards and inflicting minor splinters.
Notes from the Set
Director's Note“Ensure the Canadian Attack Beavers look appropriately ferocious when chewing through the villain's data cables. Use real maple syrup to thicken the green goo.”
Trivia
- The glowing green AI slop was created by mixing industrial dish soap, leftover pea soup from the studio cafeteria, and radioactive watch-dial paint.
- Two trained Canadian Attack Beavers escaped from the Val-d'Or set during filming and held the catering truck hostage for three hours.
- The lumberjack extras were actual construction workers who helped build the Beauharnois Data Center, hired on the spot for their authentic flannels.
- Jennie's four-foot wrench was actually molded from heavy painted lead, causing the actress to throw her back out during the bot-smashing montage.
- Rudy's rubber AI Agent costume did not have ventilation, causing him to sweat out so much water weight that the suit had to be cut off him with tin snips.
Quotes
“Your automated agents are no match for a cold-rolled steel wrench and a well-indexed database, Doctor!”Jennie the Mechanic
“I have analyzed your cloning algorithm, Agentic. It is mathematically incapable of generating anything but absolute garbage!”The Data Queen
“Follow me, boys! The attack beavers have cleared the exit, and I have fresh tea waiting at the diner.”AIDA the Ultimate Hostess
“01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000! I mean... beep boop, my gears are jammed and the ceiling is very dusty!”Rudy the Bad Actor