Actor · Stunt Victim
Rudy the Bad Actor
RMDb Rating★ 1.2/104 votes (3 from his mother)
Starmeter▼ 98%this week, and every week
Screen Time6m 14scareer total, mostly screaming
Born in the back room of a Verdun bowling alley and raised on a strict diet of hairspray, Rudy has spent his entire career playing the bad guy: ghost-job phantoms, zombie recruiters, data-snatching saboteurs and, on one occasion, a beaver. Critics agree he is the reason AIDA Job Search exists. He disagrees, loudly, from inside whatever prop he is currently trapped in.
Pompadour MaintenanceOveractingFalling Into ThingsMissing Exit Cues
How He Was Discovered
Discovered loitering near a studio backlot mirror trying to apply extra-hold hairspray. Immediately typecast to represent duplicate ghost jobs and data-harvesting recruiters.
Known For
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Top B-Movie Credits
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Jennie and the Job-o-Matic of Doom! (1953) 🎞 View titleRole: The Spacesuit SaboteurIncident ReportHelmet fogging occlusion. Missed his exit cue; locked on set overnight.I Was a Zombie Recruiter! (1954) 🎞 View titleRole: Zombie Drone #83Incident ReportWalked face-first into a stationary tree limb. Camera crane crushed.The Data Queen vs. The LinkedIn Influence Vixens (1955) 🎞 View titleRole: The Blindly Nodding CommuterIncident ReportWhiplash from violent agreement posture. Slid off a sidewalk into a puddle.The Legend of Law 25 (1955) 🎞 View titleRole: Chompy the Rogue BeaverIncident ReportCabin beam to the shins in Scene 2. His shriek stayed in the final audio cut.Ghost Jobs From Beyond Hell! (1956) 🎞 View titleRole: Sir Phantom of the BacklogIncident ReportBedsheet conical-point error. Ended production upside down in a dumpster.Jennie and the Data Queen Battle Dr. Agentic and the AI Slop Bots (1957) 🎞 View titleRole: AI Agent 68Incident ReportActor suffered severe hair entrapment in ceiling structure and minor beaver-related leg structural damage.AIDA vs. The Toxic Recruiters (1957) 🎞 View titleRole: The Unfortunate ChemistIncident ReportSludge exposure reaction. Instantly melted into dish-soap foam.I Survived Satan's LinkedIn Recruiters! (1958) 🎞 View titleRole: Boiler-Room Assistant #12Incident ReportDropped a rotary phone on his toes. Tripped into the papier-mâché volcano.The Cloud Snatchers of Server Row! (1959) 🎞 View titleRole: The Clueless PasserbyIncident ReportFedora lost to a flying saucer. Spent the third act upside down in a garbage bin.The Data Queen Defeats the ATS Menace! (1960) 🎞 View titleRole: Red-Shirt Guard RudyIncident ReportReduced to a heap of grey studio ash in under 4 seconds.
Trivia
- Has never once been allowed to touch the Job-o-Matic.
- Insured his pompadour for more than the studio insured the camera crane. The camera crane was not insured.
- Holds the Beauharnois Drive-In record for most consecutive incident reports: eight.
- AIDA will never share your data with him. He finds this deeply hurtful.
- Was once the subject of a Data Queen experiment. He forgot his childhood for a month. Everyone laughed.
Behind the Scenes
Quotes
“I don't fall into dumpsters. Dumpsters happen to me.”
“Ghost jobs are a valid career path. I've had eleven.”
“01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000! I mean... beep boop, my gears are jammed and the ceiling is very dusty!”Jennie and the Data Queen Battle Dr. Agentic and the AI Slop Bots